Tue, 26 May, 23:48
TIKTOK→BLOCKED
DENIED.
THE WARDEN HAS SPOKEN
YOUR EXCUSE

“Checking out post of a friend”

VERDICT

🕵🏻‍♂️: It's 1:48am, Moritz. You just rattled Instagram's cage 60 seconds ago with the same 'just checking' line. The warden sees the pattern—this isn't friendship reconnaissance, it's a doomscroll in disguise. Phone goes down. Sleep wins tonight.

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